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Thu Feb 14, 2008, 9:47 PM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Crazy Frog
  • Watching: Naruto Shippuden
  • Eating: Pocky
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"Don't look down on someone unless you're helping him up."

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"It always rains hardest on the people who need the sun."

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"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."
Jack Handey

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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Phyllis Diller

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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
Fats Domino

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"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Winston Churchill

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"The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!"
Jack Handey

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"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
Edgar Bergen

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"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
Truman Capote

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"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby

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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
Groucho Marx

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"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
Carol Burnett

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"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away."
Nancy Mitford

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"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
Red Buttons

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"Youth is wasted on the young."
George Bernard Shaw

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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
Fran Lebowitz

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"Never have children, only grandchildren."
Gore Vidal

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"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
Groucho Marx

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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Phyllis Diller

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"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Robert Orben

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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
George Burns

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"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Helen Giangregorio

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"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million." --
Arnold Schwarzenegger

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"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
Bill Vaughan

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"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Yogi Berra

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"Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box."
Wil Shriner

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"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen

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"How could they tell? " (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died)
Dorothy Parker

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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen

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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson

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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."
Woody Allen

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"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
Dave Barry

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  • Current Residence: Wherever there is chocolate.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • Operating System: Windows Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: Super Smash Bros Melee (for Gamecube)
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Goku
  • Personal Quote: "Fear god, and your enemies will fear you." -- Benjamin Franklin

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~Hugodoy:iconHugodoy: Feb 8, 2009, 11:11:56 AM
LOL everyone should see this ... it's HILARIOUS just Click here

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~Scarred-Eye:iconScarred-Eye: Jun 1, 2008, 6:43:33 PM
Thank you for the fave:)

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~inucdw:iconinucdw: Feb 25, 2008, 12:37:00 PM
Thanks for the fav! =D

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*BrandyRosa:iconBrandyRosa: Feb 21, 2008, 8:05:21 AM
Thank you for the fav! :heart: n_n

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=fluffieball:iconfluffieball: Feb 19, 2008, 5:03:23 AM
thanks for the fav :D

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~halexxx:iconhalexxx: Feb 18, 2008, 2:10:37 PM
thanks for the watch ^_^
~Ritsuka--Aoyagi:iconRitsuka--Aoyagi: Feb 18, 2008, 12:29:18 AM
hey how do i add you as a friend on DA? im a lil confussed, lol.
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~VivaVi:iconVivaVi: Feb 17, 2008, 11:42:18 PM
Aww hi there, thanks for the :+fav:'s! Muchly appreciated! :hug:

And by the way, you have an awesome gallery; very, very nice work! :D

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=Doksuri:iconDoksuri: Feb 17, 2008, 9:15:16 PM
Wow! I love your work! ^^

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