☆ Quotes ☆
Journal Entry: Thu Feb 14, 2008, 9:47 PM
- Mood:
Humor - Listening to: Crazy Frog
- Watching: Naruto Shippuden
- Eating: Pocky
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"Don't look down on someone unless you're helping him up."
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"It always rains hardest on the people who need the sun."
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"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."
Jack Handey
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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Phyllis Diller
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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
Fats Domino
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"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Winston Churchill
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"The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!"
Jack Handey
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"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
Edgar Bergen
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"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
Truman Capote
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"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
Groucho Marx
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"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
Carol Burnett
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"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away."
Nancy Mitford
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"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
Red Buttons
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"Youth is wasted on the young."
George Bernard Shaw
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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
Fran Lebowitz
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"Never have children, only grandchildren."
Gore Vidal
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"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
Groucho Marx
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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Phyllis Diller
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"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Robert Orben
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
George Burns
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"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Helen Giangregorio
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"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million." --
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
Bill Vaughan
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"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Yogi Berra
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"Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box."
Wil Shriner
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen
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"How could they tell? " (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died)
Dorothy Parker
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."
Woody Allen
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"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
Dave Barry
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Devious Comments
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Though my eye is scarred, I am never blind.
Always know that I'm watching you.
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I don't get it.
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Who is behind you?
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Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. Its about learning to dance in the rain.
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Don't click HERE
I'm honored~
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A good art is a balanced art . Try rotating your art horizontally .
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I LUV ANIME!!!!!
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If u can see Chuck Norris,He can see u. If u can't see Chuck Norris, your 5 sec. away from death.
Nice arts by the way :3
-Aki
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If I could dream at all, it would be about you.
~Edward Cullen
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::.::.::[Honesty that ended so sad]::.::.::
preferably by kid buu
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i arted, an it smelled
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Love doesn't exist, cause i should know i killed cupid
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